ejaculant


adj. describing somebody who looks like they have just m-st-rb-t-d/-j-c-l-t-d
“alex, you look very ejaculant, today!”

“yeah, i was just jerking off.”
2 more definitions
-adj.

1. to look like you have just m-st-rb-t-d

2. to appear to be a chronic masturbator
person 1: well you’re looking quite ejaculant today

person 2: yeah, i jerked-off like 20 minutes, hahaha!
noun: haverford slang for the -j-c-l-t-.
monkeys fling their ejaculant.

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