Ejaculpenis
to be called an ejaculp-n-s, one must first be caught at the zoo -j-c-l-t-ng on a caged bear. they then must be caught again within a week getting s-m-n on a mountain goat. key part is getting caught.
andy your such an ejaculp-n-s, you got s-m-n all over that poor bear and his mountain goat friend!
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