ejacusplosion


an -j-c-l-t–n so powerful, it can’t be held back and explodes across the room. or in the case of a bl-wj-b, causes the blower to gag a little from the sudden blast at the uvula, and leaking. during intercourse, it gushes out from the openings. also known to break condoms.
jack: dude…. that girl sure knew how to blow….
jason: say wha…?
jack: it was so good, i had an ejacusplosion and she almost choked!
jason: d-mn! o_o

john: dude… i’m in trouble…
frank: why?
john: i… may have gotten jessica pregnant?
frank: wtf! why didn’t your dumb-ss use a condom?!
john: i did…. my ejacusplosion blew a hole in the tip…
frank: ._. ….

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