Ejected


getting kicked out from a place or venue.
ah man… i’ve just been ejected from the bar by the security guard because i was drunk and started punching people.
1. the act of sending an email to a random, attractive person who seems intelligent, unique and has a good taste in humor and music etc. in the act of possibly becoming friends, going on a date, or getting laid only to have the email read and never replied back.
friend- “hey tim, you looked depressed, what is wrong?”

tim- “i just got e-jected by that one hot chick whos into the velvet underground and the shins”

friend- “d-mn dude, let me buy you a beer”
when talking to someone on the internet (be it skype, aim, facebook, etc.), and they begin to become sluggish in their responses, or halt them completely, because they’re talking to someone else who is obviously a higher priority. can be subtle, or they can simply say “sorry i am taking so long, i am talking to someone else.” can also be used as a verb, to e-ject, or to stop talking to someone because you’re occupied talking to someone else.
bro 1: i was facebookin’ it with julia last night, and then she started to not respond.

bro 2: was she idle?

bro 1: nah, she was even updating her status.

bro 2: bro, you jgot e-jected.
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girl 1: chris tried to talk to me last on aim, so i chatted for about five minutes, until my boyfriend got on. then i had to e-ject him.
a clever or pretentious way of saying “rejected” under the context of an internet relationship or “e-lationship.” the word omits the use of the letter “r” in order to emphasize the “e” and make the word more internet related.
guy 1: “that girl from okcupid never messaged me back.”

guy 2: “sounds like someone got e-jected again!”

guy 1: “i wonder what i’m doing wrong…”

guy 2: “you mean besides looking for girls on the internet?”

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