Ejumpulate


jumping while -j-c-l-t-ng to achieve a higher arc or spray.
ejumpulate: to blast a mighty blast of -j-c-l-t- high into the air by jumping simultaneously to climax.

he shot the cieling with a mighty ejumpulation.

“well, sit down and let me tell you about the art of ejumpulating.” “how did it get on the cieling?!”

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