Ejunkulation


1. the act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.

2. the act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.

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