EKG


elektrokardiogramm a german word for defining the heart test.

in english it’s elektrocardiogramm
you must go for ekg test to make sure your heart is all fine.
a polydrug combination consisting of ecstacy, ketamine, and ghb. note that caution must be exercised when mixing ketamine and ghb or you might have to go for an eeg.
i went for an ekg last night and ended up f-cking a stuffed hippo.
nasty handwriting, chicken scratch. usually first letter of the word is 3-4 times bigger than the rest. people who can decipher this kind of handwriting are extremely rare. those who write this way are more common.
-ok, this time i gave you b, but next time i see this ekg on your test i won’t hesitate to give you f, no matter what you wrote. none of my colleagues could decipher what you wrote.

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