Ekin


a word referring to an individual who acts in the manner of an elderly man. such acts include, but are not limited to, sleeping early, calling caramel “toffee,” and displaying a disproportionate affection for foods such as prunes.
dude, that guy just ate like a bajillion prunes. and now he’s going to sleep. at like 7:30. what an ekin.

the term used to appropriate a large collection of friends and family, as well as acquaintances and buddies online, of which and whom you speak with via internet frequently.
“i apologize for losing track of time, i was catching up with my e-kin, a lot has changed in the past 4 months.”
a widely known fatty who is said to inhabit the southern coast of england. he is know for collecting badgers w-ll–s and putting tobacco up the b-ll-nd. he is known for his prize winning collection of children, as well as his extensive bulbous spongiform but most recognisable as a dandelion.

he is rumored to have cl-tori for eyez.
when alarmed he let’s out a cry similar to that of a car engine starting up.

this name has become a common colloquial term that applies to people who come from the southern coast.
‘stop being a silly ekins!’

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