El Animal


the most aggressive and forceful dancer known to mankind. the b-st-rd child of the most interesting man in the world, el animal has been known to j-zz excessively in his pants while dancing, as well as obsess over large black women. his uncontrollable l-st for huge 200 pound black women has turned him into the pariah of the late night dance scene.
did you see “el animal” last night??

yeah he was totally on selena shannon…

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