El Barto


bart simpson’s tag name on the greatest tv show ever (m-a-s-h…lol). often seen in springfield specifically near the courthouse or alleyways. homer even tries his own version of that tag creating the name “el h-m-“.
el barto should not be pr-nounced as “el burrito” contrary to popular belief. notice the subtle difference in the letters.
bart simpson’s not-so alter ego: his graffiti allias (where i got my nickname)
elbarto has stuck again!

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