el beanio
when some sick perverted human being ate so many beans that they have excessive gas that stinks up rooms, building, and sometimes even towns with a disgusting stench of bean, raddish, and pigs in a blanket all mixed together!
emma: wouldnt that be cool if… what is that smell!!?!?!
jake: i dunno…
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy cr-p! im getting out of the room…
jake: k.
(5 minutes later)
emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: u have the worst el beanio i have ever smelled!
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