El Blaze
the best video game character ever! he is the best virtua fighter character ever! he is a true powerhouse, with his lightning fast lucha libre style. and he is of course, s-xy! he is mexican. el blaze rules.
el blaze is truly the best fighter in the world. hopefully he defeats wolf, and wins the world fighting tournament 5! i know he can defeat wolf. heavyweights are nothing to him! i love el blaze.
he is on virtua fighter 5. he is the best, and s-xiest video game character ever! he has a hot body, a hot -ss, a hot chest, a hot face, a hot smile, and so much more hot things! he is a luchador who hails from mexico. el blaze rules!
shelby: let’s play virtua fighter 5.
sabrina: okay, start the ps3, it’s my favorite game!
shelby: choose your character, i chose shun di.
sabrina: oh, i choose el blaze, el blaze is the best. he is so s-xy. lucha libre is awesome!
1 minute later
sabrina: ha ha, i beat you, see, el blaze is excellent!
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