El Caminoed
{verb}
the act of having the girl your in love with leave you for a short mexican, usually with a big head. this is a rare tragedy that only happens once every other hundred years if you are unlucky enough for this to happen to you, you must have done something wrong to p-ss off the big man upstairs.
patrick: hey man so what happened with you and emily?
mike: ……she is dating rafa
patrick: that short f-g with the big head?
mike: -sigh- yeah man
everyone in the world: el caminoed
mike: fml
{verb}
inflected forms: el camino, el caminoing
the act of having your girlfriend stolen from you by a short mexican or hispanic kid. victims who are “el caminoed,” are subject to depression and low self esteem for weeks or months after the incident.
see: el cathedralled
john: hey george, are you still going out with that chick you hooked up with at the party?
george: no she went with juan…
john: haha bro you just got el caminoed!
george: f-ck my life
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