el chupacabre
a mystical beast often -ssociated with mexican culture. thought to feast on the blood of goats, but is known to attack humans and small children. witness accounts are scattered, and a bit shaky, but the idea of el chupacabre is still thought of to be real.
a farmer wakes up in the morning to find all his goats killed, and drained of blood. he becomes incredibly angry and instantly blames the local cyotes or wild dogs.. but he is wrong.. el chupacabre has struck once again.. saucer t-ts!
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