el gato


the worst f-cking publication on the face of this earth. a cl-ss run by a bunch of n-z-s including one named dan. it truly is a bullsh-t cl-ss and sh-tty newspaper
if it weren’t for college, i would have never joined el gato.
1. creepy–ss mexican dude who calls you up at 2 am and har-sses you until you pay him the 20 grand you owe him for crack
ring! ring! “h-llo?……..h-llo?……who is this???”
“……el gato”
mummified cat in harvard ma
mr. holt has a mummified cat named el gato!

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