El Retardo
a person who is ‘chia’ like. this person will make the most outlandish excuses for his actions. ie: “the pen wrote it down wrong.” or “i entered it right, the computer must of changed it.”
a person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.
he also may flake.
did you see ‘el r-t-rdo’ put his windshield wipers on upside down.
person of little knowledge, synonyms: stupid, dumb. not really mentally challenged/slow
oh my god, what an el r-t-rdo, he doesn’t even remember his own phone number (also known as a homie’s digits)
s-xy spanish speaking black man who makes mistakes at love because he simple knows no better.
wes: “you are so much better than him.”
jess: “i know he’s such an el r-t-rdo”
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