El Segundo Give and Take
when a man (or woman), during the act of s-xual intercourse, transmits herpes to their partner, and then afterwards takes their wallet.
frank didn’t know that the hooker pulled the old el segundo give and take on him until suzi pointed out the herpes on his upper lip…and laughed when he realized he didn’t have his wallet.
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