elaborate condom


anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the p-n-s in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

‘wow, what fancy elaborate condom our jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items.”
small kittens, sister’s pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(trust me, chicks love it…)

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