elastic tuck
n. a technique used to hide an erection; to use the elastic tuck, the erection is pointed upward and held as such by the elastic waistband of the underwear. also referred to as the e.t.
first guy: i got a huge b-n-r three minutes before cl-ss ended today. i had to hide it with my books.
second guy: dude, you don’t use the elastic tuck?
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