Elbow Bump


a new greeting adopted during the swine flu because a fist b-mp involves too many germs.
its popularity was boosted by cnn’s dr. sanjay gupta who used it while out reporting in mexico.
later, dude. you just sneezed so you’re getting an elbow b-mp.

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