elbows too pointy
the most important feature on a woman. if a woman has pointy elbows it throws off her entire look. it can make or brake her. it will turn off even the worst internet virgins.
john: hey brah check out this hot girl right here!
adam: man, have you seen her elbows? would not hit it!
john: d-mn you’re right brah, elbows too pointy.
this is a sarcastic counter against people with ridiculously high standards for what are actually quite beautiful women.
usually it is in response to people who have oddly specific criticisms of a woman, such as thighs being too wide, or shoulders too wide or any of that stuff, who need a reminder that they’re not brad pitt.
some dude: hey man, check out this chick, isn’t she hot? -links to a pic of someone who could easily be a model-
some dude 2:ew, her thighs are like, way too wide. she’s kind of ugly.
some dude: yeah, i see what you mean, bro. elbows too pointy as well. 1/10, would not bone.
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