elder jail
the place the elder male (‘grandpapa’, “pop-pop”, e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the ‘goods’; and being ‘hitched up’ (or not!) to an “expired shelf life” female, that no longer has any interest in s-x!!
being ‘penalized’ by the inability to ‘attract’ above described human due to age!, and/or ‘chronological erosion’.
-an ‘imaginary wall’, barrier, or ‘cage’ (but quite real!!) preventing “pop-pop” from touching the ‘goods’!!; (oil and water being unable to mix!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, and age, making communication somewhat ‘foreign’ or ‘alien’. -physical attraction in the ‘old’, rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john’s grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and ‘ground the poison’ out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the ‘t-tty bar’.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn’t stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
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