Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
an fantasy rpg developed and published by bethesda.
it is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you’ll have to do.
it is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it’s brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.
probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what i am talking about.
it is so f-cking annoying but you won’t really care, you’ll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
it’s all good.
about elder scrolls iv: oblivion
red: hey mister, i like rpg’s what games do you know that are good for me to go -buy-?-cough cough-
gold: well. have you ever heard of elder scrolls iv: obli………
the world implodes sucking the entire universe into this m-ssive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing sp-ce and time, the m-ssive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.
so, go play it.
or not.
seriously though, do it.
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