Elderly Jams
when you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.
woman 1 “what took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk.”
woman 2 “the aisles of asda were imp-ssible due to the the whole store being backed up with elderly jams.”
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