Elderness
it’s the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.
www.theelderness.com
elderness: giving an ‘elder’ you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. it seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. while they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. it’s priceless.
then notify them. ‘oh! it was being recorded the whole time! oops!!’ this way they know it was all on video. then show them how its done, so they won’t be eldernessed again!
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