election section



as opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
person a: i went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. but it was a premature birth.

person b: really? why?

person a: i underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of tuesday’s election.
as opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
person a: i went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. but it was a premature birth.

person b: really? why?

person a: i underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of tuesday’s election.

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