electric beach


noun – refers to an establishment offering sunless tanning
noun- “d-mn, check out fake n’ bake. if she’d keep her -ss out of the electric beach, i’d bet she wouldn’t look so d-mn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair.”

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