Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)
electronic calender phobia (ecp) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software – insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
employee 1: oh my gosh, why can’t sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. she is always calling or emailing me to see if i have availability. “um, check the electronic calendar”
employe 2: oh dude, she has a serious case of electronic calender phobia (ecp) – she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
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