electronic masturbation


the process of getting an alert on your electronic device (computer) and being required to do the same meaningless action over and over again with no real progress or additional improvement.
i had to stop and put my initials in this screen everytime i use this program. it serves no purpose. it is like electronic masturbation. it does me no good!

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