Electronic paperweight


1. when your phone is in a place where it doesn’t have service.

2. when your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay
1.
guy 1: dude, want to go camping?
guy 2: sure, but i’m not bringing my cell phone
guy 1: why not, bro?
guy 2: the lake is a dead zone… my phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
guy 1: brosef, i tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail… turn your phone on!
guy 2: it is on, but i forgot to pay my phone bill. my phone’s an electronic paperweight right now

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