the mini heart attack you endure when a valuable electronic item such as phone or laptop falls on the ground
i had a major electronicattack last week
an evina is a gorgeous lesbian. she has a very alternative, simple, tidy style. she doesn’t have a care in the world. friend (girl): im gonna go hang out with my girlfriend after this. friend: omg she’s such an evina!
- excremental exorcism
the act of taking a sh-t in holy water. the pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my -rs-.
- exponential fraction
something that is very bad and should never be spoken of. person 1: your such an exponential fraction! person 2: did you just call me that! thats so bad and should never be spoken of! person 1: yeah, i just called you that. person 2: ( sits in corner and cries)
a sort of meme originating from david willis]’s webcomic] dumbing of age]. it comes from an early joke that has the character jennifer “billie” billingsworth] aka get flipped over a couch by ruth lessick], and after, when people try to ask if she’s okay, she replies with “shut your faace! your faaace! faaace”. person: “are […]
- fap me sideways
to be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | ) “well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas”