elefucker


people who will push every elevator call b-tton while waiting at a given landing in the hope of catching the first available ride. invariably more than one car will stop at the same time, leaving those riders to wait the interminable ten to fifteen seconds it takes to resume their journey–often with a few seconds of eye contact with the offenders as icing on the cake.
“i would have been here sooner, but some elef-ckers held us up on the tenth floor. i flicked them off just as their door shut, the b-st-rds!”

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