elephant boner
the act of hitting someone in the -ss particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling “elephant b-n-r!” upon impact of the knee into said -ss.
man i shouldn’t have turned away from jacob, he gave me a really hard elephant b-n-r.
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the act of placing either of your elbows forward while using your free arm for support, and running full speed into another person’s back, preferably above their -ss (no one wants -ss on their arms). remember to add insult to injury by shouting, “elephant b-n-r!” when the deed is done.
not suspecting a thing, ted willingly turned his back on greg, only to be rewarded with a stern elephant b-n-r to the kidney.
greg: elephant b-n-r! haaa ha ha ha haaa!!!
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