Elephant dance
a man can perform the elephant dance while naked. it’s done by simply twisting your hips back and forth encouraging your p-n-s to “slap” his hips.
my lady always asks me to do the elephant dance when i get out of the shower.
when a goup of men form a circle placing one thumb in the b-tthole of the person in front of them and another in their mouth. if the chain breaks then the one who breaks the chain must switch tumbs, putting the sh-t covered one in their mouth.
man last night i kept on breaking the chain during the elephant dance.
the turn of the century brought a whole new meaning to the elephant dance. no longer did men rely on the antiquated “elephant chain,” but rather found self expression in the modern version, usually performed while drunk.
to perform the elephant dance, a man turns out his pockets and allows his p-n-s to hang out of his zipper. then he spreads his legs apart and shakes his body and arms much like the harlem shake in an attempt to swing the “trunk” in circles (similar to the world renown meat-spin video).
said to have originated in charlotte, nc.
last night ray ray got plastered and tried to do the elephant dance for some strippers.
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