when you’re naked and you jump up and down and your p*n*s looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.
me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that i got into college!
a short , goodlooking dude , a ladies man , and a funny person a angel you act just like j’anthini.
off to a great start, but then to fizzle out. “that was a great night, last night” said dave “but i irished it and done a legger”
- expiration jockey
when you or a friend eat or drink something on it’s expiration date. person1: hey man you look sick as h*ll. dumb*ss: yeah i just ate everything on it expiration date. person2: wow such an expiration jockey.
when one is into men then suddenly sees an individual and completely questions her s*xuality. she thinks she’s g*y but only wants this certain individual. as soon as she saw me, she became els*xual.