elephant mound
a p–p with no definite shape. usually sticking up out of the water line
guy 1- “dude, i havn’t p–ped all day!”
guy 2- “why do i need to know this?”
guy 1- “theres gonna be an elephant mound in your toilet!”
guy 2- “the plunger is behind the toilet”
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