Elephantisha

a woman who fits the following criteria:

– is 18-35 years of age
– is of african american heritage
– is at least 400 pounds in weight
– carries a bucket of kfc wherever she goes
– wears extremely tight clothing that does not fit her “weight range”
person 1: hey look at that lady over there, she is so fat
person 2: i know, she’s a total elephantisha!
person 1: she should not be wearing those skinny jeans…
person 2: haha i know right, is that a bucket of kfc?
elephantisha: ain’t n-body getting some of my kfc!!!
1. someone whose parents were mean enough to name her that, a ghetto slang name that compares the female to an elephant, usually because of her weight.

2. any woman who meets the following criteria:

– is aged 35-55
– is of african-american heritage
– is at least 500 pounds
– eats kentucky fried chicken on a daily basis
– lives somewhere in any “ghetto” ( see “ghetto” for clarification)
– ignores proper english
– waltzes around the street proudly displaying her kfc bucket proundly while wearing clothes not meant for her ‘weight range’
person 1: look at that black woman, she is really fat!

person 2: must be that kfc…

person 1: yea, i bet her name is elephantisha! ahaha

elephantisha: dont be dissing’ ma kfc biaaatch!

-lumbers over in a threatening manner-