Elephino!


punch line to the greatest joke ever! combination of “elephant” and “rhino”. pr-nounced “h-ll if i know”.
grandpa joe: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
me: i don’t know. what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
grandpa joe: h-llifiknow!
me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! if that were any funnier, it would have to be banned by the fcc like anything else that’s funny!
a cross between an elephant and a rhino

originated in the joke:
what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
answer: elephino
what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
answer: elephino
the most g-dly joke on the planet. you will laugh your -ss off just thinking about it, it’s awesomeness will seep through every pore on your body. and you will s-x with it.
billy: what do you call an elephant and a rhino?
bobby: what?
billy: an elephino!!
bobby: that was stupid.

-punches billy-

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