Eleplant
a creature vaguely resembling an elephant. though it is capable of high level thought, including calculus, it will only be appeased by approximately half a bottle of red liquid, otherwise it will be non-cooperative.
random person 1: why don’t we just ask the eleplant about it?
random person 2: it’s p-ssed off right now…
random person 1: well, if we just give it half a bottle of red liquid maybe we will appease it.
random person 2: watch out, chalk!
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