Eleshart


when an elephant thinks it is going to fart and it actually sh-ts all over the zookeeper.
janitor: what the h-ll happened?

zookeeper: that f-ggot elephant elesharted on me again. i have elephant sh-t in my ears and in my nose. why does it only eleshart on me?

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