Eleven Eighty-two
function: noun
pr-nunciation: \i-ˈle-vən ˈā-tē ˈtü\
an eleven eighty-two is an individual of certain body dimensions which cannot be accommodated by conventional seating such as airplane seats or roller-coaster seats. an eleven eighty-two requires additional or modified seating sp-ce.
the term originated in the south-eastern united states in the early 21st century. particularly, the term developed in orlando florida at the theme park, universal’s islands of adventure. it first came into usage as a discrete coded terminology for park employees to identify individuals who could not be accommodated by the attraction’s seating.
the term eleven eighty-two has become synonymous with an individual who exhibits an unreasonable level of morbid obesity; thus, the requirement for additional or modified seating. it has since entered common vernacular, also as a discrete coded terminology to identify serious fatties. ironically, however, its wide-spread usage has eliminated the secrecy of the term.
usage 1) park attraction operator: “we’ve got an eleven eighty-two in row one. relocate them to the modified seating in row five.”
usage 2) “i’ve got the nastiest mobile upload of this eleven eighty-two i saw last night. i’m gonna tag you in it.”
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