elf slut


a person who wants to have hot s-x with a made up elf from the lord of the rings.
“legolas is sooo s-xy”
“you elf sl-t.”

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    when two friends have s-x, clearly acknowledging beforehand that they are transgressing friendship boundaries. this is a one-off affair, occuring under exceptional circustances. all in all, sketch. bernard to andrea: “right, i’ll get a condom, but remember, this is under exs-xtional circ-mstances.”


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