Elgar
sir edward elgar (1857-1934) was a composer of cl-ssical music. his most famous compositions include his cello concerto in e minor, and the six pomp and circ-mstance marches (the first of which is played at most graduation ceremonies).
“they’re going to play elgar’s pomp and circ-mstance march no. 1 at my graduation ceremony.”
sociable, mischievous creature partial to administering large amounts of alcohol at any given opportunity. you are likely to realise you have encountered said individual when you wake up the next day 10 minutes before you start work in west london with the worst hangover of your life and no idea how you got there.
“can tell you got elgar’d last night”
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