eli choke


the act of letting a woman tell you how much alcohol you can drink in any given night or when a guy lets his woman tell him when it’s time for bed or when to be home at night!
steve used to be able to go for a drink after work until he committed an eli choke!
when you get whipped by a girl, get married and have a kid.
will could of had any girl he wanted and then jada came and he fell victim to the eli choke.

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