Eli Goldsworthy


one of the newer characters of “degr-ssi: the next generation”. elijah (eli) goldsworthy, portrayed by munro chambers, often wears alot of black clothing, guyliner, and scribbles his nails with black pen in cl-ss. opinionated, voluntarily “different”, and always at the ready with a well-crafted snarky comment, eli is the kind of outsider who can’t escape bullies’ attention for long. but, if he truly cared what bullies thought, he wouldn’t drive a vintage he-rs- to school every day.
12 year old degr-ssi die-hard #1: “ohmigosh!! eli goldsworthy is sooooo hawt!! don’t you think?!”

12 year old degr-ssi die-hard #2: “totally, i wanna butcher clare that ho-bag!!!”
the hottest character ever one degr-ssi. most girls only like him because he is hot, but he is also, witty, funny, deep, mysterious and obviously a really good kisser since clare came in the middle of the hallway after kissing him. he was a season ten addition.
oh my g-d! eli goldsworthy is amazing! best degr-ssi character ever!

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