Eli Lowell


is a loser.
eli lowell asked ugliest girl out and got rejected.
eli lowell picks his nose.

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  • D'rageous

    dutch for dumb-ss. a relatively stupid person. a douchebag. hey, check out zach. he’s so d’rageous.

  • Frephew

    when your friend has a son who hangs out with you independently. (aka comes for a visit, occasionally seen at the same bar, etc) he’s not your nephew, he’s not your friend, he’s your frephew. most commonly used when the friend is much older and has a son who is around your age. see friece […]

  • fuck off big

    ‘f-ck off big,’ can be used in place of ‘large,’ ‘m-ssive,’ f-cking huge,’ and ‘gigantic.’ adds extra ‘punch’ to a sentence. also: ‘f-ck off long,’ ‘f-ck off expensive,’ etc. ‘mate, that is a f-ck off big hill, and we have to walk up it!’ ‘i almost got killed by a f-ck off big log truck […]

  • Fuck the Irish

    a. term used to describe notre dame… unlike the real irish, they aren’t cool at all and tend to be complete idiots, especially that f-cking rudy guy…who the h-ll cares anyway???? – at the purdue – notre dame game, pete yells, “f-ck the irish!” pretty self explanatory…


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