eli whiteside
the world’s most loved sheep.
number 22 of the san francisco giants. backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, buster posey, was out for the season. 2010 world champion.
“eli whiteside is in the squat puttin’ down the signs today.”-duane kuiper.
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