Eli Whitney


just as every child learns throughout his/her childhood that eli whitney invented the cotton gin and nothing else of importance about it, “eli whitney” is a phrase used to indicate a repet-tive thing of little to no importance.
gary went to a party expecting plently of attractive females, but was dissappointed to find that fugly chicks were the eli whitney of the party.

or

dude 1: i walked 4 miles today!
dude 2: f-cking eli whitney.

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