Eliana
pr-nounced el-ee-ah-nah. it is hebrew origin, and its meaning is “g-d has answered”. “g-d has answered my prayer”, eliana is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, when she enters a room people look at her. she lights up the room. she is funny and she’s like a good luck charm to all that meet her.
i couldn’t concieve and then i had eliana. “, “i have myself eliana, i don’t need anything else.
she lights up every room she walks into. she is stunningly beautiful, even when she doesn’t wear makeup. eliana can make someone smile for hours, and want to be her best friend. although she may not seem like it, she is a natural leader, with everyone wanting to listen to her. eliana has a glow of happiness around her, making anyone she knows fall in love with her smile. she is the kind of girl that you can’t get your mind off of, thinking about her when you least expect it. she may appear a little shy, but eliana is a crazy lovable person who you can’t stay mad at for long.
boys think about her in the back of their mind, and girls want to be as good of a person as she is. eliana means “god has answered us” and god has answered us through this absolutely amazing person. no one can help but falling in love with an her, even when she is selfish. she has the best heart out of anyone you will ever know, trying her best to make sure everyone around her is happy. some people may see eliana as a wannabe, but they don’t know that she just loves getting dressed up for the fun of style and makeup.
“wow, i can’t believe it, i barely know eliana and i am already falling in love with her. i can’t get her off my mind.”
“eliana is the most stunning girl i have ever met.”
a species of erotic girls, who is loved by all creepy stalker boys.
could very well be a groupie, because she loves most bands. her best friend will be her maid of honor on her wedding to a certain someone.
person 1: have you seen eliana erotic lately?
person 2: yeah, i was watching her in the bushes the other day.
the worst kind of person you will meet. she thinks she is the center of attention all the time and thinks that she can do anything, when really, she can’t. this thing is so obnoxious and talks in text. she makes people believe things that aren’t true.
dude: wow, eliana sure is a b-tch.
other dude: yeah, she thinks she is a model but she really isn’t. how fake is that?
dude: she is the worst, and she also talks so stupid. i just wanna slap her.
both: (yell) omg lol k bye i h8 u (they laugh)
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