Eliot, Maine


a small, quiet, usually peaceful town in southern maine. a portion is on the piscatiqua river… has great history, and many kind people living there. even the ‘busy’ neighborhoods are nice and clean. it’s the kind of place where everyone waves to each p-sserby, even if you dont know them. it has, like nothing going on, but it’s in the middle of all the big surrounding cities.
i’m gonna go load my boat into the piscatiqua at dead duck in eliot, maine. wanna come and walk on the beach..?

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